Posts Tagged ‘knitting jokes’

19
Nov

Holiday Knitting Explained in Gifs

Written by Sarah. Posted in that gif post

Thought I’d given up the gif? They’re back just in time for a little holiday present from me to you.

After last Christmas, I decided knitting holiday presents was just too stressful.
nobody got time

Definitely not doing it this year!
louis ck

david tennant nope

These socks would make a great gift, though.
james mcavoy
“Didn’t you say you weren’t going to knit holiday gifts this year?”
dumbledore bitch please
Welp
i lied
It’s ok, it’s not like I had plans anyway.
anna kendrick
It won’t be fair to just knit for one person. Ok, one more hat won’t throw off my schedule. I got this.
loki
Wait. Chanukah is early this year?
steve brule
Um
doctor
huge mistake
help me
Why do I even do this?
silver linings

But I can only blame myself.
orange is the new black
Miraculously, I somehow manage to finish just in time.
brush shoulder off
And everyone loves their gifts.
oprah car gif
oprah audience gif

So, overall, that went well. If I just start a week earlier next year-
dexter

No, I’m never doing this again.
gatsby
Oh ok.
joan mad men
zooey

What are your holiday knitting plans? Did you start early this year? (No one will be mad if you buy them a Ricefield Collective hat instead.)

ps. Last year’s holiday gifs!

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01
May

Hump Day (Gifs, People.)

Written by Sarah. Posted in that gif post

 

Welcome to May! Let’s get you over the hump, shall we?

When someone at Vogue Knitting Live is wearing the same pattern as me, we’re like:
step bros

When my LYS is doing summer hours, I’m all like:
crying
When my boyfriend complains that something I made him doesn’t fit right, I’m like
jay
The first time I looked at a lace chart, I was like
ryan
When I teach someone how to knit
doctor

That’s all, folks! Stay tuned because actual informative things are coming up later in the week!

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26
Feb

Sheep Humor

Written by Sarah. Posted in kollabora, life, that gif post

It’s already turning out to be a rough week. I’ve spent a few too many nights building Ikea furniture. (I really can’t stop myself when I go to Ikea.) Anyway, since there’s not much to report on my knitting front (still working on that damn faire isle sweater), let’s just have a laugh.

If you haven’t seen this video of goats yelling like humans, do so now. God I love goats. If you liked that, you’ll love this:

Okay, I promise there will be actual posts about actual things this week. Stay tuned. I’m going to go drink some tea.

ps. Check it out, I was featured in Kollabora’s Meet the Maker profile!

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30
Nov

Gif Friday

Written by Sarah. Posted in that gif post

It’s Friday. Let’s get the weekend started early.

When my friend says that wool is too itchy, I’m like:

When I read the Olympic Committee’s cease and desist letter to Ravelry, I was like:

When I’m shopping for yarn online, it’s like:

Christmas knitting this year:

When a teacher said I couldn’t knit in class, I was like:

When I see someone else knitting on the train, we’re just like:

Happy knitting this weekend! Are you making progress on your holiday knits?

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17
Oct

THAT GIF POST

Written by Sarah. Posted in that gif post

I’m late to the trend but I love gifs. We need our own. This week is so rough so here’s a little something to help you over the hump. You’re welcome.

When someone tweets that they’re steeking, I’m just like:

When my friends say, “I’ll pay you to knit something for me!”, it’s just like:

When I see someone buying fun fur, I’m kind of like:

When my boyfriend got me interchangable Lantern Moon needles for Christmas, it was like:

When my friends tell me I could make a fortune on Etsy, I’m all like:

Also, the hamburger sweater I knit for Jon is on Buzzfeed! Check it out!

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